I just spent thirty minutes in a very spirited debug on mostly unfamiliar code. (It wasn't my bug! I'm not even supposed to be here today!) When I finally uncovered a sneakier second bug to prove my hypothesis on the first bug, my heart was racing. I literally jumped for joy. BANG, arms into the ceiling. I thought I had a higher ceiling. I had one glass of Pepsi TWELVE HOURS AGO, which caused this behavior.
How did I drink coffee every day back in high school and not go totally ballistic everywhere all the time?