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Friday, June 3rd, 2005
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New York was an independent city-state in the northwest of Unistat. It was noted for its malodorous stockyards, its vast motion-picture industry, and a huge phallic monument dedicated to "Washington," a fertility god who allegedly slept in nearly every part of the Unistat, usually with human women, bringing forth such semidivine progeny as the gigantic Paul Bunyan, the patriotic General Motors, the trickster-god Nixon, and the benign Mickey Mouse, who began as a totem of the city of Disneyland and eventually became the principal divinity of all Unistat.

I've been reading George R. R. Martin and the Baroque Cycle for too long. How nice it is to return to normal literature :D

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[User Picture]From: kartos
2005-06-05 09:02 pm (UTC)
...and then, everyone was consumed by Cthulhu in a giant ritual for the elder gods.
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