Aside from hating the windows development, I haven't had much to write about on here lately. So here's a survey I stole from the mighty gretzilla
1. SOMETHING PURPLE WITHIN 5 FEET OF YOU?
:: The Simpsons season 3 DVD set. I'm on the last disc. The Simpsons and Futurama set the standard for DVD commentaries for me; I'm almost always disappointed with the commentary tracks from any other DVD set.
2. THE SEXIEST ITEM YOU OWN?
:: A black Motorola V3 RAZR? This is an honest answer!
3. YOUR NAILS WERE LAST PAINTED?
:: I'm gonna go with never.
4. THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEATED IN THE MICROWAVE?
:: I've only ever heated food in the microwave.
5. HOW MUCH JAPANESE DO YOU KNOW?
:: Less than the first disc of Rosetta Stone. I have a short attention span, and I don't think I'll ever be in Japan.
6. DO YOU LOOK GOOD IN YELLOW?
:: Yes, I look good all the time.
7. DO YOU SING?
:: Not uh, classically trained...... I sing along with Pet Shop Boys in my car :P
8. EVER DANCED NAKED INFRONT OF A CROWD?
:: No. How many people answer affirmatively to this?
9. DO YOU SPIT?
:: Every time I brush my teeth.
10. IS YOUR HAIR LONG ENOUGH TO CHEW ON?
:: Yes, but not long enough for me to chew on it.
11. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
:: Not a fan of brown.
12. EVER HAD DIPPIN' DOTS?
:: I don't even know what that is.
13. EVER PLAYED AN INSTRUMENT?
:: Sure: keyboard, guitar, drums, even a bugle. I just don't know what I'm doing!
14. EVER HAD AN H2O MASSAGE?
:: What is that, like water torture only not?
15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN BIG FOOT?
:: I believe there are some big monkeys.
16. EVER BEEN TO A PALM READER?
:: Yes, at some kind of fair at my elementary school. She said I liked to fight with my brother, which I played along with I guess. But now that I think about it, all brothers like a fightin!
17. LAST PEZ DISPENSER YOU PURCHASED?
:: I've never purchased one. The last one I remember was C-3PO.
18. HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN YOUR CURRENT CAR?
:: Hey, I could raise a null pointer exception like gretzilla
except on a different parameter. But no.... the back of a Prelude? What an uncomfortable place!
19. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
:: Can't complain. I squashed some bugs and killed this old bottle of bourbon all by myself!
20. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
:: This question! Or Wild Turkey, from the last question :P
21. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
22. HOW IS TODAY GOING FOR YOU?
:: I thought I answered this in number twenty.
23. ANY PLANS TONIGHT?
:: So what you got bored on number twenty-three and lapsed into your usual trite idle conversation routine? I thought you were cool man!
24. EVER TAKEN A PHOTO OF SOMETHING DEAD?
:: I've taken a picture of food that was once made out of living animals.
27. DO YOU FIND SMURFETTES SEXY?
:: I never watched that show, particularly when I was twelve or thirteen, so I find that I'm indifferent to Smurfette.
28. CURRENT DISAPPOINTMENT?
:: That I'm not picking up Visual Studio 2005 faster. It's like interfacing with molasses that's been frozen into jagged... jags.
29. DO YOU HAVE AN AIR FRESHNER IN YOUR CAR?
:: No. I have a "GERMANY" armband around the sun visor.
30. DO YOU HAVE PLANTS IN YOUR ROOM?
:: Nah. There's probably not even anything interesting growing at all.
31. IF YOU COULD DRINK ANYTHING RIGHT THIS SECOND...WHAT WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
:: Water? I am the opposite of thirsty.
32. LAST PIECE OF MAIL OPENED?
:: Uhhhhhh, a bill for health insurance I don't have that they keep sending me by mistake and won't stop until I don't pay so they can ruin my credit, and a postcard from my real health insurance saying thanks for using their website.
34. WHAT CITY WAS YOUR LAST TAXI CAB RIDE IN?
:: I have never been in a taxi cab. I don't live near a city where you would have taxi cabs.
35. LAST ALCOHOLIC DRINK YOU HAD?
:: Like 8 shots of Wild Turkey 101, tonight. I've been saving the end of this bottle for a while, and I did some absolutely heroic programming today. I don't drink too much these days because of the calories :/
36. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WOULD YOU LAUGH AND SPIT ON THEIR GRAVE?
:: I might laugh. I like vengeance and all. Spitting on their grave sounds like a lot of effort to spite someone who's already dead. I'm not sure I hate anyone that much.
37. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 9PM LAST NIGHT?
:: Buh..... a good guess would be watching whatever my parents were watching on the big TV.
38. WHAT'S ONE THING YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED?
:: A solid gold house and a rocket car. Wait, that's two things, oh shiii
39. DO YOU EXERCISE AS MUCH AS YOU SHOULD?
:: I exercise a pretty good amount, and I do it almost every day. In terms of losing weight, I'm at a point where I'm not going back, and there's no sense in quitting now.
40. DID YOU DO THE DEED ON PROM NIGHT?
:: Segmentation fault :D I never went to the prom because of my thing of hating high school. This is not a regret.
That was a pretty unexceptional survey. But hey, I have to put *some* words on this thing, so I feel good about space taken up.
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